Lamest Surfing Product Awards….

June 16th, 2010 by csdteam in the Uncategorized category

So when it comes to a core score we found these three products to score the lowest (possibly in the negatives) on the charts. This is the first Coreshopsdirect.com Poor score awards.
So the award for the top 3 lamest surf products goes to:

1) Garnier Fructis Surf Hair

Surf hair really?? that is pretty embarrassing.. When I think surf hair I think salt water, sunscreen and sand, not fruity smelling designer “Texture Paste”.. If you have to rub something in your hair please don’t call it “surf hair,” call it LA Douche Hair or Frat Boy Look.. But Please for god sake don’t call it surf hair..

2) Perfect Surfer Trainer

Perfect Surf trainer Eh? I stumbled across this one in ESM and nearly died laughing. I really hope these don’t sell… really do we need people learning to pop up before they even have ocean skills? I mean come on.. take some on the head and pay your dues if you really want to learn how to surf, don’t blow a ton of cash on a kook machine. This is really up there on the poor score list.

**it could be yours for only $499.00!!!!! (actual retail price) hahahahaah

3) SUP Skateboard

Ok we get it you like to SUP, but really?? a SUP skateboard?

I admit it.. I’m a closet sweeper. When the surf is small and I want to get out there, I borrow a friends board and paddle away. Something to do when it’s flat.. But why on earth would you need a skateboard to practice sweeping? It’s not like it gets too flat for SUPing ever and if it is too windy hit the skate park or use your indo board… don’t paddle away on the asphalt like a road barney. SUPing is a big enough of a trend out in the water so why do you need to bring that level of lameness to dry land?

so this concludes the awards…

if you see any products that deserve to get posted let us know and we will send you a free Tee..

we apologize in advance to anyone we may have offended… but seriously you guys need a bit of heckling

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